My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Hannibal, Robin Hood BBC, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Jamie Sives, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
stuffandthingsandsuch said: Screw your crappy friends. Go to your own Halloween party and don’t invite them with you. Even if parties aren’t your thing, dress up and answer the door for trick or treaters!
The older I get, the less I care for Halloween and I think the lack of plans is a big factor, as well as the whole ‘being too old to trick or treat’. We get about 8 kids on average every year. :/
The great thing about going blonde is that I don’t need a wig for Halloween, I can’t dye it what ever color I need to. I can be Madam Mim, Darienne Lake elephant realness, Ursula, The Albino from Princess Bride, Lumpy Space Princess, etc, but then I remember that none of my friends actually invite me anywhere so there’s no point in getting excited to get dress up.
Me every time I take a selfie:
holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)
Yesterday, my brother asked me if I had any teal polishes.
You want blue based, green based, shimmer, glass fleck, glitter, jelly, crelly, metallic? It’s like you don’t even know me.
2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.