My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!

Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Hannibal, Robin Hood BBC, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Jamie Sives, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.

I fucking love me some gingers.

Tomberly 4 life!

 

stuffandthingsandsuch said: Screw your crappy friends. Go to your own Halloween party and don’t invite them with you. Even if parties aren’t your thing, dress up and answer the door for trick or treaters!

The older I get, the less I care for Halloween and I think the lack of plans is a big factor, as well as the whole ‘being too old to trick or treat’. We get about 8 kids on average every year. :/

The great thing about going blonde is that I don’t need a wig for Halloween, I can’t dye it what ever color I need to. I can be Madam Mim, Darienne Lake elephant realness, Ursula, The Albino from Princess Bride, Lumpy Space Princess, etc, but then I remember that none of my friends actually invite me anywhere so there’s no point in getting excited to get dress up.

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Me every time I take a selfie:

nix-lost-halo:

When your friends make plans without you and you’re left to be festive on your own

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billydor-nails:

Now I see fire Inside the mountain I see fire Burning the trees And I see fire Hollowing souls I see fire Blood in the breeze And I hope that you remember me

Day 31- Honor Nails You Love

Colors Used:

Sinful Colors- Black On Black, Pull Over, Citrine, Cool Gray

OPI- Red Hot Rio, Matte top coat

Wet n Wild- The Gold & The Beautiful

billydor-nails:

Watch it! That’s rotten luck. They’ve only got one good jump in them to begin with.

Day 30- Inspired by a tutorial

Colors Used:

OPI- My Vampire Is Buff, Matte top coat

Zoya- Louise

China GLaze- Lug Your Designer Baggage

Check out Lucy’s Stash for more fun tutorials!

billydor-nails:

My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin, will summon us from under the ground. Oh Oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!

Day 29- Inspired by the supernatural

Colors Used:

Zoya- Chantal, Spencer, Emilia

OPI- How Great Is Your Dane?, Alpine Snow

Sinful Colors- Black On Black, Slate

Yesterday, my brother asked me if I had any teal polishes.

You want blue based, green based, shimmer, glass fleck, glitter, jelly, crelly, metallic? It’s like you don’t even know me.

billydor-nails:

nailpornography:


These were too much fun painting.
Colors Used:
China Glaze- Too Yacht To Handle, Son Of A Peach, Neon & On & On
OPI- Don’t Touch My Tutu, You’re So Outta Lime, Push & Pur-pull, Life Gave Me Lemons
Finger Paints- Flecked, Motley, Twisted
L.A. Girl- Sparkling Peach
It’s So Easy Stripe Rite in black

submitted by billydor-nails
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billydor-nails:

nailpornography:

These were too much fun painting.

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Too Yacht To Handle, Son Of A Peach, Neon & On & On

OPI- Don’t Touch My Tutu, You’re So Outta Lime, Push & Pur-pull, Life Gave Me Lemons

Finger Paints- Flecked, Motley, Twisted

L.A. Girl- Sparkling Peach

It’s So Easy Stripe Rite in black

submitted by billydor-nails

like these nails? GO VOTE

Do it!

VOTE FOR NOTW!

billydor-nails:

nailpornography:

vote in the poll for your favorite Opal nails!!

and go check out the updated NOTW calendar!

I might have entered a mani for this weeks challenge.

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VOTE!

VOTE FOR NOTW!

billydor-nails:

nailpornography:

vote in the poll for your favorite Opal nails!!

and go check out the updated NOTW calendar!

I might have entered a mani for this weeks challenge.

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mresundance:

ask-koki-kariya:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

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dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

Omg

ROBO BULLET VIBES. :D

(Source: lcheesebagool)

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