My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!

Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.

I fucking love me some gingers.

Tomberly 4 life!

 

Remember when Tumblr Savior actually blocked sponsored ads?

I’m starting to regret putting Jai Courtney a la Eric as my laptop background. He’s so damn attractive that I want to scratch my face off. Just UGH.

Nude and neon will never not be great together. I live for China Glaze neons.
Colors Used:
OPI- My Vampire Is Buff
China Glaze- Pool Party, Flip Flop Fantasy, Too Yacht To Handle, That’s Shore Bright, Highlight Of My Summer

Nude and neon will never not be great together. I live for China Glaze neons.

Colors Used:

OPI- My Vampire Is Buff

China Glaze- Pool Party, Flip Flop Fantasy, Too Yacht To Handle, That’s Shore Bright, Highlight Of My Summer

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

mugglesandmagic:

if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murderer people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc

and the character you hate the most is a teenage girl, who has lost her entire family and is living in a city where she cant trust a single person because they either want to fuck her or use her for their own political gain, then you need some serious help, like call a doctor now

(Source: seekingsansastark)

doctorspockspaceman:

beyonddesolation:

"gandalf should have just used the eagles to fly to mordor" roughly translates to "i have minimal understanding of tolkien’s universe and i believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race"

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(Source: freshprinceofbeleriand)

gardien-de-ducharme:

cannedviennasausage:

afkland:

for-redheads:

It’s not easy being Ginger

A humorous and lighthearted infographic about being a redhead. All facts are true.

Kristina Litvin

KIRA I AM ONTO YOU AND YOUR PLAN.

we will rise like the phoenix

I bow down to my ginger over lords. 

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
Colors Used:
OPI- My Vampire Is Buff
China Glaze- Highlight Of My Summer (it’s there!), That’s Shore Bright, Too Yacht To Handle, Pool Party, Flip Flop Fantasy

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

Colors Used:

OPI- My Vampire Is Buff

China Glaze- Highlight Of My Summer (it’s there!), That’s Shore Bright, Too Yacht To Handle, Pool Party, Flip Flop Fantasy

blairbitch:

I want a remake of The Simple Life with Bianca del Rio and Adore Delano

I’d watch that shit like a hawk