May 2013
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manicmosaic:
you know what you could have instead of children?
a nice house
a nice car
really nice shoes
diamonds
open weekends
vacations that aren’t “child-friendly”
nice things in general
basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you
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jeffersonshatt:
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
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thehealthywarrior:
bloodybrilliannt:
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oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”
bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your...
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
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I just woke up from my nap to see that the Doctor Who tumblr reblogged my tutorial featuring my circle Gallifreyan nails.
Anonymous asked: Can you do supernatural nails? Please?
Anonymous asked: hi we have the same name! and you spell it with two Ls which is the best and only proper way! yay! k stay cool
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being 20+ on tumblr
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dirkinabox:
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
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swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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puckquinn:
dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:
puckquinn:
[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES
[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters
[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark
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She scooped up a handful of snow and squeezed it between her fingers. Heavy and...
– Sansa Stark (A Storm of Swords)
THIS IS MAKING ME SO UPSET
(via bengalichica)
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hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
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