My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.