My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Merlin as an old sorceress.
“people are going to die…there’s no way you could ever be ready for it.”
Speak three names
(Source: bogdevil)
He just fucked a Slitheen.
Multiple times.
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Katie, you cannot turn Rush Limbaugh’s factually incorrect radio show on while you’re in the car with a Liberal.
You’re just begging to be slapped with the facts by the Liberal.
The last one omg
#i would watch this #this sport would matter 2 me #call it troll cat #you have to get the cat off the field but you can only send in one person at a time and they can’t run they just have to walk #they have to walk around following this cat as it gets more and more pissed off that some asshole won’t leave it alone #and the grass is laced with pheromones and catnip #so literally the only way to get the cat out of the field is to pick it up #which doesn’t happen for hours #god i would watch this every day
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