My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
Which makes what I’ve been doing for the past half hour less sad, I love you guys :)
- Let’s sink another drink, ‘cus it’ll give me time to think (early signs)
- Gin and Juice
- Bloody Marrys, ya’ll
- We take our craft serious
- Blame it on the Alcohol
- Stronger than yesterday- yeah, ‘cus you were fuckin’ wasted yesterday. Bitch.
- Has kids on the way from his side hoes
- Was clearly drunk when he decided to date Brittany, and hasn’t put down the bottle since
- Doesn’t realize that Sam has totally been courting him since “Billionaire”
- Knows all of the lyrics to “Can’t Touch This”
Artie Abrams = OBVIOUSLY a raging alcoholic
“Was clearly drunk when he decided to date Brittany, and hasn’t put down the bottle since”
oh my god I cannot breathe