My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Drama queen Smeagol
bless you
B A S I C A L L Y
#remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend
I have no idea how else to interpret that face.
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A day may come when I stop quoting Lord of the Rings
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Air New Zealand’s new safety video featuring The Hobbit aka the greatest thing ever {x}
its official
im moving to new zealand
Denny’s to Introduce menu items and memorabilia inspired by The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
- Promotional menu to launch in the US, Canada, and Mexico from November 6 to January 15.
- Meals designed using feedback from Peter Jackson, film’s producers, and Tolkien’s text.
- Each placemat holds a map of Middle-earth, featuring QR codes that unlock content for The Hobbit on mobile devices:
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- Customers who purchase from The hobbit menu will receive a pack of collectible trading cards (two cards per pack):
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- Based on the below picture from Middle-Earth News, the dishes appear scaled to make customers feel Hobbit-sized:
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING ME
THIS IS AMAZING
OH MY GOD.
I AM SO EXCITED AHAFABSDLJFBALJSDBFABSDF!
OH YES
simplegameofgenius recently asked me if I could make a tutorial on how I did my Lord of the Rings nails, so, here it is. If you’re interested, click on the read more.

That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.
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“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of Men fails. When we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. An hour of wolves, and shattered shields. When the Age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight” - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
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LOTR Valentines
These were way too much fun to make.
I really love my Sauron one. I’m not gonna lie.