My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!

Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.

I fucking love me some gingers.

Tomberly 4 life!

 

If you’re on the fence about textured polishes, like I was, try Zoya’s PixieDust in Destiny. STUNNING doesn’t even begin to described it’s gorgeousness. It’s a goooooooooorgeous coral pink in the sun, and a fabulous coral orange under indoor lighting. Two shades for the price of one. DONE. Plus, it has gooooooooooooorgeous gold flecks throughout it. DOUBLE DONE. It’s stunning with and without top coat. If you top coat it, it glows. My camera went nuts trying to capture it. Buy it. Now.

If you go to Ulta, don’t forget to print off their current coupon to get 20% off one item, aka this bottle of polish will only be $6.40. *wink wink**nudge nudge*

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Sad news, I had to file my nails down to nubs for work, and this was my last mani with long nails. I will miss you. DX
Colors Used:
Sally Hansen- Green Tea, Golden-I
Sinful Colors- Black On Black
OPI- My Boyfriend Scales Walls

Sad news, I had to file my nails down to nubs for work, and this was my last mani with long nails. I will miss you. DX

Colors Used:

Sally Hansen- Green Tea, Golden-I

Sinful Colors- Black On Black

OPI- My Boyfriend Scales Walls

China Glaze rainbow time!

While I ADORE my base of Sunday Funday and Snowflakes, I couldn’t leave it alone for long. After two days of wear I had to splatter a rainbow all over it. The flakies still shine through the splatter gaps. UGH.

Bonus picture of the flakie gloriousness.

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Sunday Funday, High Hopes, Poinsettia, Papaya Punch, Happy Go Lucky, Starboard, Aquadelic, Spontaneous

Color Club- Snowflakes

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Is it too early for neons? Pbbt, like I care. The yellow and green are straight up fluorescent, which I tried to show in the second picture.

Colors Used:

OPI- Alpine Snow

Sinful Colors- Neon Melon, Irish Green, Fly Away, Black On Black

China Glaze- Fairy Dust

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Can’t pass up the opportunity to match my nails with my dress. The dress top is more red-based purple, than blue.

Colors Used:

Sinful Colors- Black On Black, Tucana, Dream On

China Glaze- For Audrey, Ride The Waves, Spontaneous, Light As Air, HIgh Hopes

Revlon-Patent Leather

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No fancy stamping or art today, just a gorgeous layering combo. My nails look like majestic dragon eggs. UGH, love!
Colors Used:
China Glaze- Meteor Shower
Finger Paints- Flecked, Motley
Zoya- Frida

No fancy stamping or art today, just a gorgeous layering combo. My nails look like majestic dragon eggs. UGH, love!

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Meteor Shower

Finger Paints- Flecked, Motley

Zoya- Frida

The warmer the weather, the more I want to water marble. It’s a pain in the butt to water marble when it’s cold outside, because my room is always cold and water marbling doesn’t work in cold rooms.
I don’t think I’ve worn pastels so much in my life as I have this season.
Colors Used:
OPI- Alpine Snow
China Glaze- Papaya Punch, Lemon Fizz, Electric Pineapple, Kinetic Candy, Sweet Hook, Dance Baby, Fairy Dust
Sinful Colors- Black On Black (painted over studs)

The warmer the weather, the more I want to water marble. It’s a pain in the butt to water marble when it’s cold outside, because my room is always cold and water marbling doesn’t work in cold rooms.

I don’t think I’ve worn pastels so much in my life as I have this season.

Colors Used:

OPI- Alpine Snow

China Glaze- Papaya Punch, Lemon Fizz, Electric Pineapple, Kinetic Candy, Sweet Hook, Dance Baby, Fairy Dust

Sinful Colors- Black On Black (painted over studs)

“Game of Thrones, Bitch! Game of Thrones, Bitch!”

WHO’S READY FOR THE NEW SEASON OF EXTREME EMOTIONAL TRUAMA?!

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Swing Baby, Lemon Fizz, Happy Go Lucky, Mahogany Magic

Barry M- Copper

Sally Hansen- White Out

Essie- Matte About You

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From Springy drips, to Springy skittles. What can I say? I love these colors!
So many polishes, not enough nails. I wish the flakies on the pinky were more noticeable in the picture. I have the glitter on my thumb in a gradient.
Colors Used:
China Glaze- Prism, Tart-y For The Party, Mimosa’s Before Main’s, Snap My Dragon, Dandy Lyin’ Around, Sunday Funday, Budding Romance, Fade Into Hue, Fancy Pants, Pink-ie Promise, Passion For Petals, Life Is Rosy, Keep Calm, Paint On
Sinful Colors- Black On Black (painted over rhinestone)
Color Club- Snowflakes

From Springy drips, to Springy skittles. What can I say? I love these colors!

So many polishes, not enough nails. I wish the flakies on the pinky were more noticeable in the picture. I have the glitter on my thumb in a gradient.

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Prism, Tart-y For The Party, Mimosa’s Before Main’s, Snap My Dragon, Dandy Lyin’ Around, Sunday Funday, Budding Romance, Fade Into Hue, Fancy Pants, Pink-ie Promise, Passion For Petals, Life Is Rosy, Keep Calm, Paint On

Sinful Colors- Black On Black (painted over rhinestone)

Color Club- Snowflakes

Time for some springy drippy drips.

Colors Used:

China Glaze- Tart-y For The Party, Sunday Funday, Fancy Pants

Sinful Colors- Sugar Rush

Sally Hansen- White On

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Nothing like busting out some Connemara marble for St. Patrick’s day!
Connemara marble is so beautiful that I couldn’t not recreate it on my nails. I used pieces of scrunched up plastic wrap to marble the greens for my base. LOVE. I added the shamrock moons to make it a bit more adorable.
Fun Fact- When the fam was in Dublin this past summer, we stubbled upon Stephen Walsh’s Connemara Marble shop. Too bad he was in CANADA and my mom wasn’t able to meet him.
Colors Used:
Sinful Colors- Adventure Island, Seaweed, Leap Flog, Beau Khaki
Orly- Too Fab

Nothing like busting out some Connemara marble for St. Patrick’s day!

Connemara marble is so beautiful that I couldn’t not recreate it on my nails. I used pieces of scrunched up plastic wrap to marble the greens for my base. LOVE. I added the shamrock moons to make it a bit more adorable.

Fun Fact- When the fam was in Dublin this past summer, we stubbled upon Stephen Walsh’s Connemara Marble shop. Too bad he was in CANADA and my mom wasn’t able to meet him.

Colors Used:

Sinful Colors- Adventure Island, Seaweed, Leap Flog, Beau Khaki

Orly- Too Fab

Hallelu for holos! Too bad the Portland weather doesn’t share the same excitement. (Damn you lack of sun!)

The one collection I’ve been dying to get my chubby grubby hands on, I managed to find at a nail salon for $5 a bottles. Thank Odin for unaware nail salons. I saved myself a good $6 a bottle when I hit that jackpot. Hit the read more for my mini review.

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And my right hand for Emerald City ComicCon!
I really wish I had better control with my left hand when it comes to nail art. My poor Darth nails didn’t come out as well as my Pardee nails. I was hoping to paint his full face on my middle nail, but that just wasn’t happening….. at all. I didn’t hate them as much now then before I added in the highlighting and top coat. Still, they could have been better.
Colors Used:
OPI- Red Lights Ahead… Where?, Alpine Snow
China Glaze- Lemon Fizz, Happy Go Lucky, Desert Sun
Sinful Colors- Black On Black

And my right hand for Emerald City ComicCon!

I really wish I had better control with my left hand when it comes to nail art. My poor Darth nails didn’t come out as well as my Pardee nails. I was hoping to paint his full face on my middle nail, but that just wasn’t happening….. at all. I didn’t hate them as much now then before I added in the highlighting and top coat. Still, they could have been better.

Colors Used:

OPI- Red Lights Ahead… Where?, Alpine Snow

China Glaze- Lemon Fizz, Happy Go Lucky, Desert Sun

Sinful Colors- Black On Black

Can you guess where I’m at today?!

Emerald City ComicCon if you couldn’t guess. I’m going with my Dad in place of my brother since he was a dumbass and ruined his chance of going. Sucks for him!

I’m SUPAH excited to meet Ray Park and Alex Pardee. Legit. I loooooooooooove me some Alex Pardee. His artwork is creepy awesome and “Goodnight Lava” is one of my favorite pieces he’s done. I’m hoping to be able to pick a print of it at his booth today. 

Colors Used:

OPI- My Vampire Is Buff, Steady As She Rose, Red Lights Ahead… Where?, Alpine Snow

China Glaze- Lemon Fizz, Happy Go Lucky, Fancy Pants, Sunday Funday, Kinetic Candy, Desert Sun, Mahogany Magic

Sinful Colors- Black On Black

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Damn, I’m feeling classy and dainty with these nails. Oooo gurl, I need to get me to a garden party stat!
FYI- My Vampire Is Buff is an amazing creamy beige. Seriously, get a bottle….. or two.
Colors Used:
OPI- My Vampire Is Buff
China Glaze- Keep Calm Paint On, Fade Into Hue, Mimosa’s Before Mani’s, Tart-y For The Party

Damn, I’m feeling classy and dainty with these nails. Oooo gurl, I need to get me to a garden party stat!

FYI- My Vampire Is Buff is an amazing creamy beige. Seriously, get a bottle….. or two.

Colors Used:

OPI- My Vampire Is Buff

China Glaze- Keep Calm Paint On, Fade Into Hue, Mimosa’s Before Mani’s, Tart-y For The Party