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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

MEAN GIRLS AVENGERS

“Why should Thor get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Thor? Loki is just as cute as Thor. OK, Loki is just as smart as Thor. People totally like Loki just as much as they like Thor. And when did it become OK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Asgard is about! We should totally just stab Thor!” - Loki

actuallybatman:

jesuschrist-:

avenna:

avengers gag reel

i give up

loki-cat: guys guys i cant stop guys

loki-cat:

guys

guys i cant stop

guys

Agent Coulson didn’t die. Nope. Didn’t happen. Fury lied to everyone, just like he did with the Captain America cards, so that everyone would feel bad and make Coulson’s Avenger dreams come true. Coulson is alive and well in Portland boning that musician lady.

bromance-enthusiast: heyfunniest: “NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.” “Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.” “HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.” “I’m not your brother.” “HOLD MY HAND.” “Fine. “HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.” “Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—” “THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!” “How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?” “THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!” “…” “…” “…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

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obsessedobsesser:

7xcookiex7:

microxcuts:

OMG.

(Source: plugoutbaby)

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers

(Source: bartonesque)

‘The Avengers’ (2012)

likeahammertothecrotch: #this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up. #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him #at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY #spoilers: the stripper is loki

likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre)

(Source: dancys)

(Source: hiddlestonr)

kevinbolk: As promised, here’s the Avengers parody (namely of this promo image of the movie) I’d been working on. Those are some strong male characters. Am I right, ladies?

kevinbolk:

As promised, here’s the Avengers parody (namely of this promo image of the movie) I’d been working on. Those are some strong male characters. Am I right, ladies?

itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

agentclintbarton:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

licketyysplit:

This interview almost killed.  The end was just chaotic.

Mark was pressing all the buttons, then Chris joined in, then Tom.  Tom hi-jacked the joystick and almost broke it at some point.  I just couldn’t breathe.

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS

I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL FAVOURS FOR THE LINK TO THIS VIDEO.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE IS IT FROM?

kathleenelaine: ktbakerstreet: Omg this scene. I bet RDJ was like, “Hey, let’s make the credits as long as possible, then, after everyone’s waited for 10 minutes and they’re all ansty, let’s have a scene where- wait for it- we sit in silence and eat for an awkward amount of time.”  And Ruffalo would be all, “Wow, Mr. Downey, that’s fantastic! You are so funny. Let’s make friendship bracelets. Please, sign my son.” Thor: I like this, what do you humans call it again? Schwarma? I was laughing so hard I started to cry. 

kathleenelaine:

ktbakerstreet:

Omg this scene. I bet RDJ was like, “Hey, let’s make the credits as long as possible, then, after everyone’s waited for 10 minutes and they’re all ansty, let’s have a scene where- wait for it- we sit in silence and eat for an awkward amount of time.” 

And Ruffalo would be all, “Wow, Mr. Downey, that’s fantastic! You are so funny. Let’s make friendship bracelets. Please, sign my son.”

Thor: I like this, what do you humans call it again? Schwarma?

I was laughing so hard I started to cry. 

(Source: lawyerupasshole)