My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!
Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.
I fucking love me some gingers.
Tomberly 4 life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
While using his bones as toothpicks.I hope Tarrlok meets Avatar Kyoshi.
And she washes the streets with his blood.
While washing the streets with his blood, she uses his hair as a mop.
Marvel movies I would watch
- Black Widow
- Hawkeye
- S.H.I.E.L.D
- Hulk
- Hulk and Iron Man (in which Bruce and Tony are science husbands)
- Loki
- Nick Fury’s (Really, Really Ridiculously Rare) Day Off
- The Avengers Go On Holiday
- just about fucking anything
I would watch all of these movies
Loki: Livin’ La Vida
Captain America: Dancin’ with myself.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
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Watching this movie was first time in my life that I swooned out loud, in public, without conciously deciding to do it.
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Thor: GREETINGS, MAN OF IRON!
Tony Stark: Sup thor
Thor: I THOUGHT IT PRUDENT TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE HULKING MAN SMASHED THE MAGICAL CLOTHES-CLEANING VORTEX MACHINES TO BITS
Tony: Fucking brilliant, do you know why
Thor: SOMEONE SHRUNK HIS FAVORITE PAIR OF WEAR-UNDERS
Introducing: the Badass Coulson meme! (The “Son of Coul” one is meant to be a reference to Thor and also a parody of the “Mother of God” memeface.) I included a base so you can make your own too. Enjoy.
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Piñata cookies. ♥
how?!
YEEEEEEEEEEESS
Making the dough striped would be a challenge though.
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