My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?!

Proud Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, The Matches, Dexter, Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, Noel Fielding, Cillian Murphy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Criminal Minds, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who and Lexx.

I fucking love me some gingers.

Tomberly 4 life!

 

saint-kitten:

Anne Hathawhy? Personally, I think Cillian Murphy should have been cast as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.

saint-kitten:

Anne Hathawhy? Personally, I think Cillian Murphy should have been cast as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.

harrypotterconfessions:

feminismisprettycool:

If these are things you want in your life you should click here.

NERDS FOR OBAMA. ITS A THING. HOLY SHIT.

guys, i’m not trying to bring politics to the blog okay, but this is a relevant thing and obama supporting followers might want them. YOU GOTTA ADMIT THEY’RE RAD EITHER WAY.

nerds man, we get up in all the things.

tumblrofthrones:

Pura vida Ibiza (2004) starring Tom Wlaschiha
Because I’m a giver: 7 minutes in is when the clothes start to come off.

asskaban:

manatapped:

flamesofatimelord:

sadlittlekingofasadlittlehill:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

I need to play this

I will play it with you. Actually the Kingdom will join and play this madness. It’s gonna be crazy!

It plays just like Apples to Apples; which means that its equally as fun.

this looks fun and I wanna play it.

(Source: yourmargins)

Marvel movies I would watch

itscandidlycara:

king-mycroft:

dallontheweekes:

introducealittleanarchy:

  • Black Widow
  • Hawkeye
  • S.H.I.E.L.D
  • Hulk
  • Hulk and Iron Man (in which Bruce and Tony are science husbands)
  • Loki
  • Nick Fury’s (Really, Really Ridiculously Rare) Day Off
  • The Avengers Go On Holiday
  • just about fucking anything

I would watch all of these movies

Loki: Livin’ La Vida

Captain America: Dancin’ with myself. 

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

(Source: jillypooh)